{"type":"standard","title":"Foo Fighters","displaytitle":"Foo Fighters","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q483718","titles":{"canonical":"Foo_Fighters","normalized":"Foo Fighters","display":"Foo Fighters"},"pageid":570280,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Glasto2023_%2865_of_468%29_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-Glasto2023_%2865_of_468%29_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":200},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Glasto2023_%2865_of_468%29_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":3286,"height":2056},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291101630","tid":"72234098-345d-11f0-a070-82a6bcec58be","timestamp":"2025-05-19T03:00:40Z","description":"American rock band","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_Fighters","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_Fighters?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_Fighters?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Foo_Fighters"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_Fighters","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Foo_Fighters","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_Fighters?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Foo_Fighters"}},"extract":"The Foo Fighters are an American rock band formed in Seattle in 1994. Initially founded as a one-man project by former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl, the band comprises vocalist/guitarist Grohl, bassist Nate Mendel, guitarist Pat Smear, guitarist Chris Shiflett, and keyboardist Rami Jaffee. Guitarist Franz Stahl and drummers William Goldsmith, Taylor Hawkins, and Josh Freese are former members.","extract_html":"
The Foo Fighters are an American rock band formed in Seattle in 1994. Initially founded as a one-man project by former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl, the band comprises vocalist/guitarist Grohl, bassist Nate Mendel, guitarist Pat Smear, guitarist Chris Shiflett, and keyboardist Rami Jaffee. Guitarist Franz Stahl and drummers William Goldsmith, Taylor Hawkins, and Josh Freese are former members.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Eastern grey squirrels in Europe","displaytitle":"Eastern grey squirrels in Europe","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16752474","titles":{"canonical":"Eastern_grey_squirrels_in_Europe","normalized":"Eastern grey squirrels in Europe","display":"Eastern grey squirrels in Europe"},"pageid":39173627,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Eastern_Grey_Squirrel.jpg/330px-Eastern_Grey_Squirrel.jpg","width":320,"height":265},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Eastern_Grey_Squirrel.jpg","width":2992,"height":2480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282815766","tid":"aae92f1a-0c0d-11f0-801d-b089c79fe559","timestamp":"2025-03-28T19:48:49Z","description":"American eastern grey squirrels acclimated in Europe","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_grey_squirrels_in_Europe","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_grey_squirrels_in_Europe?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_grey_squirrels_in_Europe?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eastern_grey_squirrels_in_Europe"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_grey_squirrels_in_Europe","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Eastern_grey_squirrels_in_Europe","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_grey_squirrels_in_Europe?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eastern_grey_squirrels_in_Europe"}},"extract":"Europe's grey squirrels originated in North America, where they are known as eastern gray squirrels. They eat large seeds, flowers, buds, fruits, fungi, some insects and occasionally bird eggs.","extract_html":"
Europe's grey squirrels originated in North America, where they are known as eastern gray squirrels. They eat large seeds, flowers, buds, fruits, fungi, some insects and occasionally bird eggs.
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