{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"fact":"If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 \u00b0F.","length":70}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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