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{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}

{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}

{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}

{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}

{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}

{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}

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The Next Top Bang is an original Chinese reality variety show produced by Dragon Television. It was first aired on 21 October 2018.

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